Friend Bob Jensen has described this valentine as pretty bad. My special someone won’t even thank me for it. If you can come up with a better accountant’s valentine, please post it as a comment. — profalbrecht.
Last year, I wrote, “An Accountant’s Valentine.” Was it written for how I feel about accounting, or a someone special? Can’t say.
I wrote another this year.
My love’s not like a red, red rose
That on Valentine’s runs amok
It’s more like a warm, warm breeze
Cuddling my summer ‘ammock.
As fully amortized tables
Eer keeps balance in its place,
The smiles of my true lover
Pulse from heart to face.
Business lacks a proper voice
Until it speaks accounting,
My heart spoke neer a word until
She heard my love’s accounting.
To accountants everywhere, happy Valentine’s Day.
With apologies to Robert Burns (A Red, Red Rose).