[April 1, 2013 Special Edition] Corporate leaders from across the country today gathered on Wall Street for the first ever display of business support for honest financial statements.
Ruta Crumwell led off with an emotional call for death to all who betray the public trust.
CFOs then marched en masse to a traders pit, sawed off their pinocchio length noses, and lit a bonfire visible at the SEC.
Richard Foldover, beloved leader of defunct Lehman Sisters and the featured speaker at the event, then spoke at length on the evil of Repo 105.
The evening ended with auditors wiping up with clean audit opinions.
Debit and credit – – David Albrecht