Is Today Worth a Joke?

Today is National Knock Knock Joke Day.

Knock knock jokes are popular among children aged seven through nine, and accountants.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hanna …
Hanna who?
Hanna a partridge in a pear tree.

You remember them, don’t you?  Well, I didn’t.  I had to look them up.  Here’s one I found.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Etch …
Etch who?
Bless you

So I googled “accountant knock knock jokes” and nothing relevant came back.  Nor did anything relevant return from a search on “accounting knock knock jokes.”

Because accountants and knock knock jokes go together like swiss on rye, I thought surely someone had posted at least one accountant knock knock joke. But I couldn’t find any.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A funny accountant …
A funny accountant who?
A funny accountant who has no knock knock jokes.

So I started thinking.  Can I create an accounting knock knock joke?   Probably not.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Deb …
Deb who?
Debits on the left, credits on the right.

Certainly not this.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A tasteful accountant …
A tasteful accountant who?
A tasteful accountant who can cook the books.

Have you any funny knock knock jokes for accountants?  If so, please leave them in the comments below.

Debit and credit – – David Albrecht

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A Nose for Honest Financial Statements

[April 1, 2013 Special Edition]  Corporate leaders from across the country today gathered on Wall Street for the first ever display of business support for honest financial statements.

Ruta Crumwell led off with an emotional call for death to all who betray the public trust.

CFOs then marched en masse to a traders pit, sawed off their pinocchio length noses, and lit a bonfire visible at the SEC.

Richard Foldover, beloved leader of defunct Lehman Sisters and the featured speaker at the event, then spoke at length on the evil of Repo 105.

The evening ended with auditors wiping up with clean audit opinions.

Debit and credit – – David Albrecht

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Study Tips from Memes

At first glance, this blog post appears to be fluff put forth to get a chuckle or laugh from you. There is a serious side to it, though.  Social media should be a subject of keen and intense interest for all financial professionals, be they out working or still at college.  Opinions, thoughts, ideas can go viral in this social media world.  Memes are one such channel for these opinions, thoughts and ideas.

In this blog post I exhibit a collection of memes on studying for tests.  Working professionals probably remember taking their own exams.  Current professors and students are now in crunch time just prior to final exams.

As defined by Merriam-Webster, a meme is “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from person to person within a culture.”  In 2012, many of us think of it as an image or video passed from one social media user to another.

The study of memes is important, because memes open a window into the popular culture.  Memes that spread quickly reveal what a large number of  people think or believe.

I am an accounting professor, and what students think is of interest to me.  I performed Google image searches on key words related to studying.  Google results are structured to reveal the most clicked on images first.  All images presented in this blog post are thought to be in the public domain.

Most of these memes convey what older generations have called gallows humor.  Those who are about to be hanged are somehow able to find humor in their situation.

A consistent theme running through the various memes is that studying is painful.

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Why It Is Called a Turkey

Although officially called Thanksgiving Day in the USA, many call it Turkey Day. Ever wonder why?

I have many fond childhood memories of Thanksgiving in Iowa.  It was always spent with Mom’s side of the family.  Each year there was always a huge turkey and many pumpkin pies to eat.   There were so many pies, we kids were allowed to cut our own slices, as large as we wanted.  And Aunt Bessie’s whipped cream was the absolute best.

Thanksgiving feasts have changed quite a bit since then.  In America they are all standardized.  How so?  They all start at the same time–halftime.  And now we have space turkeys who go “Hubble, hubble, hubble.”

Ever wonder why a turkey is called a turkey?  Mignon Forgarty, the Grammar Girl, has the answer.  It turns out we should call it a Mexico.

One of my favorite TV shows was The Smothers Brothers.  Regular Jim Stafford always had a funny song for Thanksgiving.  Hope you enjoy.

Debit and credit – – David Albrecht

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At Least He’s not Facebooking During Class

Professors across the the country and around the world struggle with fighting student distraction in an age of BYOD (bring your own device).

In the following clip, a student goes retro in a very funny way.

I’m old enough to have been there and done that.

by David Albrecht

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Chanting CPA at the Emmys

The Big Bang Theory is a CBS sitcom about some Cal Tech physicists.  Come on, if a sitcom about physicists can be so popular, then surely a show about about accountants can be more so.

As if to prove my point, The Big Bang Theory recently aired a skit about Ernst & Young accountants at the Emmy awards.

Here is a clip from the show that is destined to be the most higgly rated BBT show of the season.

The E&Y representative, John the human spreadsheet, blew out his clicking finger during a power point presentation?  Like that has never happened before.

Thanks to Barry Rice on AECM for the tip.

Debit and credit – – David Albrecht

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Cheating Expert

A meme is an image or recording packaged in such a way as to communicate a message or capture the fancy of those who see/view/hear it.  It is communicated via the Internet.   Their explosive impact has come of age in today’s social media world.

A few minutes ago I received an e-mail from Auntie Bev, into which she had pasted several meme images.  One caught my eye, and I’ve since been able to determine that it’s a true viral phenomenon, posted to thousands of blogs and Facebook accounts.

I’m not sure about the message of this meme.  Perhaps it is that some cheaters are unstoppable.  Or, masterful cheating is admirable.  Perhaps the message is that because cheating is unstoppable, it’s OK to do it.

Using my screen capture utility, I have snipped the following image from another viral meme.  It delivers quite a different message.

I suppose the message for this one is that opportunistic cheating is everywhere.  Or, it might be that cheating is due to teacher carelessness.  Whatever, the meme is funny.  Darn kids.  If this one would only try to learn as much as he tries to cheat.

Debit and credit – – David Albrecht

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Off Topic: Onion News Network Takes on Facebook

Usually I write about very serious topics:  financial reporting and auditing and how the government regulates them, accounting education, and social media usage in higher education and in financial services industries.

When I go off topic, however, I pass along something cool.  Very cool.

Today’s video is all that.  Starring Suzanne Senna as Brooke Alvarez, host of FactZone on the Onion News Network.  Alvarez interviews industry experts who opine that Facebook is a CIA initiative, on a FactZone video released on March 19, 2011.

Of course it is.

Enjoy!

Debit and credit – – David Albrecht

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Off Topic: Longing for Summer Relief

Hot, hot, hot.  In most of the USA, above average temperatures and below average rain have parched both the ground and the spirits of good citizens.  This is especially true for me.

Look at this, then tell me what you think.

For the past few weeks I’ve felt hot and tired.  My never ending condition of exhaustion comes from the fast pace of teaching summer classes at the U, and not yet being acclimated to the heat of South Carolina.  To compound matters, my old laptop died.  To my dismay, I discovered that my backups got messed up.  Consequently, I’m lost my archived e-mail from before June.

Look for a flood of blog posts in the near future.  I’ll clear out a backlog of partially written posts I’ve worked on during the past three weeks.  Then, I’ll turn to the Annual Meeting of the American Accounting Association to be held in Washington DC, starting this coming weekend.  I expect I’ll have quite a bit to say about IFRS adoption, government regulation of financial reporting, and the fatally flawed audit model used in North America and Europe.  Then, I’ll be turning to social media usage.  Just for kicks, I’ll write a bit about some developments in higher education.

I’m glad to be back.

Debit and credit – – David Albrecht

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Off Topic: Stylistic and Clever

Who has better footwork, Rita Hayworth or a world champion soccer player?  Probably Rita.

The following clip has nothing to do with accounting or soccer.  Ellen from Germany pieced together clips of a dancing Rita Hayworth with BeeGees disco classic:  Stayin Alive.  The reult is amazing.

Just wondering.  Does your accounting or social media firm do anything this cool?

Thanks to David Fordham (JMU) for the tip.

Debit and credit – – David Albrecht

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Happy Accounting Birthday

When my second birthday arrived, accounting genes helped me realize my age had doubled in one year.

Age doubling seemed like a good idea at the time, because I had my drivers license on my fifth birthday (1 2 4 8 16).  Today, though, I’m 4,611,686,018,427,387,904.

Bob Jensen (AECMer and retired from Trinity U) doesn’t like to admit to it, but the last time his wife baked him a birthday cake, neighbors alerted the fire department (picture on right).

Despite breaking a few eggs along the way, it’s a happy day when an accountant can add another year to the ledger.  This post is dedicated to all accountants who have a birthday during 2012.

For other birthday sentiments, please read, “When a Boomer Accountant Has a Birthday.”

Debit and credit – – David Albrecht

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Kyle’s Video Blog-Airline Miles

Kyle Dodwell is a young CPA at Brown, Smith Wallace, LLP.  I like him, a lot.  He’s active, engaged and upbeat, unlike his video persona in his series of video blogs.

His second installment has been released.  Here is the introduction from the BSW website:

As busy season winds down, Kyle was looking forward to using the frequent flier miles he received after opening a bank account for a nice trip. That’s until he received a 1099 in the mail requiring him to report the taxable value for these miles. Since 2002, the IRS has said that customer frequent flier miles aren’t taxable.

Suddenly this year, as reported by the Los Angeles Times, Citibank sent tax forms to customers that received airline miles as a reward for opening a checking or savings account. So, what’s up with the 1099? Watch what happens when Kyle calls the IRS.

Watch and enjoy.

Mike Bowlan (Marketing Director at Brown Smith Wallace) sends this along:

Kyle’s CPA Video Blog ventures into new territory next month in Vegas! [Association for Accounting Marketing’s annual conference in Las Vegas June 10-13]  It will be Kyle’s biggest, boldest adventure yet!!

For those who missed his world premier video, here it is:

Debit and credit – – David Albrecht

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