Today is National Knock Knock Joke Day.
Knock knock jokes are popular among children aged seven through nine, and accountants.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hanna …
Hanna who?
Hanna a partridge in a pear tree.
You remember them, don’t you? Well, I didn’t. I had to look them up. Here’s one I found.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Etch …
Etch who?
Bless you
So I googled “accountant knock knock jokes” and nothing relevant came back. Nor did anything relevant return from a search on “accounting knock knock jokes.”
Because accountants and knock knock jokes go together like swiss on rye, I thought surely someone had posted at least one accountant knock knock joke. But I couldn’t find any.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A funny accountant …
A funny accountant who?
A funny accountant who has no knock knock jokes.
So I started thinking. Can I create an accounting knock knock joke? Probably not.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Deb …
Deb who?
Debits on the left, credits on the right.
Certainly not this.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A tasteful accountant …
A tasteful accountant who?
A tasteful accountant who can cook the books.
Have you any funny knock knock jokes for accountants? If so, please leave them in the comments below.
Debit and credit – – David Albrecht
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